Feeling Tom and Dick

Little did Bill know that the special family time he was enjoying would be violated with angry little germs that traveled back to England with him.

The title of the blog is a cockney phrase for "sick".  I think I understand Ubby-Dubby more than I understand cockney.  They say a cockney phrase for face is boat race and a cockney phrase for feet is plates (feet = plates of meat = plates).  I think the whole language is a bit David Blaine, myself.  (extra credit if you know what that means)