Happy Valentines Day, Jennie. Love you .... soul mate ... yada yada.
Now let's hear about some horrible Valentines Day stories told in tweets.
Love you all....
@rhodri Bravely hand delivered a card to a man I quite liked. After work in the pub he introduced me to his wife. She loved the card.
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@rosa1813: 1st year at uni, received a large package. Turned out to be a large pile of Scientology self-help manuals from my uncle.
@rhodri I took an ex to Paris once to see Robbie W. He cancelled, and during a romantic stroll by the Seine, a pigeon shat on her head.
@rhodri I spent a day making a heart shaped box for my bf (was 15), his response "I cheated on you".
@rhodri Crush turned up at my house sobbing about arsehole boyfriend. Midway through sex he came through window with a hammer.
@rhodri parents made me reply to unsolicited valentine (aged 10) apologising that I wasn't interested. I had to deliver it to her front door
@rhodri I was given a card with a cartoon dromedary and a camel on the front, kissing. Inside, "ONE HUMP OR TWO?" I was 8 years old.
@rhodri When I was 14 I received an anonymous VD card inscribed: 'you're quite fit for a fat ginger bird' :((((((
@rhodri I got a card, in Spain, from England, saying "roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over bitch you're about to get fisted".
@rhodri I was once taken to Frinton where I met a woman with a large abscess who had once been in a documentary.
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