Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Robbery at the Vatican


My campaign to become the next Pope was denied today when they named some Argentinean dude.  I was counting my papal chickens before they were born-again and bought myself this sweet hat.  The Cardinals must have penalized me for being a RedSox fan (get it?  Cardinals are a baseball team .... wasn't that a fun pun?)
Anyway, I'm not sure how much use I'll get out of this stupid hat.  I barely fit in the door with this thing and it weighs 50 pounds.  Pope's have to have thick neck muscles.

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