The Eton-Windsor version of Jets vs. Sharks broke out when the Swans took on the Geese in a rumble in the Thames. As you know, I hate the swans. But I wouldn't bet against them in this battle. They are dirty cheaters.
Another thing I hate is any living thing en mass. Obviously large groups of ants and rats give me the shivers. My uncomfortableness covers large groups of anything.
A bunch of babies - don't like them
A batch of birds - makes me think Hitchcock
A pack of puppies - there is such a thing as too-cute
A ring of little rabbits - I'd think about all the poo they produce
A crowd of kittens - I had to think hard on this one. I could do seven kittens. After that they become cliche and overwhelming
A division of ducklings - hmmm... maybe duckings I could put up with
Yes. I'll give you ducklings ....
2 comments:
WRONG! A pack of puppies - there can never be too many puppies! Stand down good sir!
I'll second that, Christin!
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