The season has been a disappointment for the Ipswich Tigers. They are still winless and lost another close one tonight to Amesbury.
The good news is that Jen and I still manage to have our own good time. Jen is mesmerized by watching cheerleaders. I think if she found herself thrust back into high school like Drew Barrymore in "Never Been Kissed" she would audition for the Cheerios.
She also pointed out number 14 on our team. At each time out, when the team huddled, he kept playing with himself. During one seemingly endless stoppage in play he stretched and pulled his John Thomas like he was using a joystick in a video game.
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Yuk. Someone needs to clue him in that there are, well I was going to say hundreds, but on second thought maybe 30 people watching! Another fine example of males John Thomas' taking over their entire reality.
The real question is whether Jen would be friends with Jossie Grossey if she went back to high school...
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