Blacking out and a Havana Omelette

Joey gave blood today for the first time. He passed out. He was revived by a teacher slapping his face.

He told us the story at dinner, where we were at first worried about him, but quickly wanted to joke about it. We made him reenact the event in the living room.

Mom came over for dinner so we had our usual nonsensical conversation. When asked if she could teleport anywhere, but knew she would throw up after the trip, Mom said she'd go to Switzerland. She said "no way" when given the same power to teleport but it would give her a day of diarrhea (one of the slangs for diarrhea is "Havana Omelette").