OSCAR NIGHT!

Kelly Osborne "Jennifer's 'New England Glam' makes a smashing statement"

Giuliana Rancic - "Interesting plaid combination for Bill....."

Joan Rivers - "I wouldn't say Bill invented tacky, but he's responsible for it's current popularity. He looks like a %$ing putz. And I was going to rip Jennifer to shreds about this abomination until I heard she had to cover up hickeys that Russell Brand gave her"

Jen made the controversial move of inviting her Boston marriage partner Laura

Bill at the after party hanging with Amy Adams, Penelope Cruz and Sean Penn.

Bill and Sean Penn ended up fighting later in the evening. Penn stuck a shrimp fork in Bill's neck, but Bill won the battle with the rolled up magazine trick he picked up from the Bourne Identity.

Kate Winslet had a dream come true when she got to present her idol, Jennifer, with the Best Supporting Actress for her role in "Paul Blart - Mall Cop II".