Sunday, December 12, 2010

Maturity Ranking

Dan and Chris know their way around a camera pose... always great to see our newly married friends.
But the party turned into a rumble as Aaron takes a swing at Chris. Tensions reached a fever pitch when Chris "allegedly" took the last pear tartlet from Whitney. Aaron had to come to the defense of his wife. It was a matter of honor ... and pear tartlets....
She proud of her man... and as a peace offering gave Chris the last pear tartlet.
Tony rocked a combination Southwest/Reindeer look. It was a huge fashion risk to combine his new python skin boots with his antler head gear. But as you can see, it totally paid off.


Bret joined the party for the first time as an adult. He and his mohawk were probably surprised to see that there were no other adults at this party. Then again, he's been around us enough to realized that he would be hard pressed to find anyone mature at our gathering.
Which makes me want to create a list; ranking the maturity level of our party guests:

Least mature
Jen - I can't imagine much debate here
Bill - Jen beats me because of her penchant to burp loudly
Dave - really just a large child... a child with a large head

Most mature
Dan - he carries himself with a polish that none of us can touch
Peter - his UK accent makes him seem sophisticated
Aaron - the drop off here is dramatic. Aron only gets this position because he writes about big-boy topics
Martha - would have ranked higher before she told her hitchhiking stories

The greatness of our friends is their ability to zip in and out of high and low brow topics.
Thanks to all for a fun night.

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