Saturday, April 23, 2011

Cool can't be bought on Amazon


A couple of months ago Jennie said I should wear more ties. I saw a celebrity rocking the cowl neck button up sweater and tie on the cover of my Cigar Aficionado magazine and thought I'd copy it.
Unfortunately, the celebrity was Matthew McConaughey. Not quite a role model I'd ever want to emulate. The dude rarely showers.
It was like the time I saw Johnny Depp sporting a bunch of necklaces and went out and got a half dozen beaded necklaces to look cool. (I don't think he showers much either)
I think the moral of this tale is that I couldn't be cool no matter what fashion statement I copied.

1 comment:

chi said...

DUDE! You OOOOOOZZZZEEEEE cool - no purchase necessary!