Battle of the Bluestockings

"It's a simile" "No! It's a metaphor!"

Jen and Alison engage in a bookclub battle for domination. Anyone who knows Jen knows not to unleash her competitive nature. Look at those teeth! Those straining muscles! It's a fight to the death!

Have no fear, trusty blog followers. Like the Kardashians, the Housewives, and Sarah Palin, Jen and Alison are just mugging for the camera. We had an Un-Bookclub tonight - a small group and no book talk but plenty of wine, cheese, and good conversation. I just couldn't bear to go a month without a night with my bookclub.