Is he 23 or 27? Canadian or comedian? These are just some of the questions that 5 psychology majors (with a "medium" minor) asked at the Border on Wednesday night. Stefan (pronounced STE-fan...as opposed to Ste-FAN) was good natured and knew that the older crowd - which included several cougars and a chicken hawk- would undoubtedly be good tippers. Witnesses to the scene said they heard several troubling and inappropriate remarks such as "I want to go down!" and "He will have a hard time getting his tip out!"
It was a night of lies for Jeff as he struggled to think of what to say to Diane when she arrived at the Border. "How could I tell her the four of us are meeting without her?" he lamented. Little did he know that Sean and Jen were well aware of her anticipated arrival but wanted to surprise Jeff and Evelyn at the small reunion.
Stories of pediphelia flowed as fast as the margaritas as Jeff recounted stories of various gas station attendants and a recent assault on a mascot. "I didn't know there was a person in there" was his defense - making us all wonder what Jeff 's usual escapades are with empty mascot outfits?
Needless to say a good time was had by all - and responsible for no post yesterday and an early morning update!!
1 comment:
Love it. Sad to say, all of it is true although it can sound a bit twisted when recounted certain ways. Also, remember that Jeff is going to study for his math SAT's again and he is going to subtract 5 from every answer he gets :)
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