Weak Sauce

This year's Tiger Den was a weak effort. I blame the school's announcement before every game to be good quiet fans. They over managed it.

smarter than you

I read the Wall Street Journal daily, which makes me smarter than you....

(today I read an article on Betty White getting tackled in a SuperBowl ad)

the day after

The aftermath of Lisa and Steve's visit Saturday night.

Bonus Post

An added bonus!! Extra shots from the night with Lisa and Steve....

Family Food Friends Fun

Today started with music. Singing in bed lead to a family breakfast at Mad Martha's on Plum Island.

Then we spent the afternoon getting the house ready for Lisa and Steve to come for dinner:
Conversations covered everything from cheese and politics to an*l bleaching and the SAG awards. Good times.

76 Days Until Festivus

Filling the holes in the schedule for the fifth annual Newburyport Literary Festival. Rejected authors include Monkey and Other Monkey who ghost wrote the book "Brown Spots on the Wall" by Woo Flung Poo.

VP Bill

Bill's day as VP of HR was almost perfect. I fired someone. I drank champagne. Everyone did my bidding.

The only flaw was those monkeys.

Schwartz wouldn't have done it

Jen gets her ear stuck on the new panini maker box.

She was triple-dog-dared to do it.

Who wears short shorts?

Bill is sick still, but feels a little better knowing Jennie has a new pair of boy short panties.

Noodley Poodley

Noodles poo'd outside her litter box tonight.

That was sad enough, but on top of that Jen thought it was me.